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[D] I was [A] talking, not [D] two days [A] ago,

[D] To a certain bar-[A]-tender, I'm [G] lucky to [A] know

And [D] I asked [A] Henry, my [G] bartending [A] friend,

[D] If I should [A] bother dating [G] unfamous [A] men

And Henry said: [C] You're [G] lucky to even [A] know me.

[C] You're [G] lucky to be [A] alive.

[C] You're [G] lucky to be [A] drinking here for free

'Cause I'm a [C] sucker for your [G] lucky, pretty [A] eyes.

And then he said: [C] Do you wanna be a [G] polyester [F] bride?

[C] Or do you wanna [G] hang your head and [F] die?

[C] Do you wanna find [G] alligator cowboy [F] boots they just [G] put on [C] sale?

Do you wanna [G] flap your wings and [F] fly [G] away from [C] here? [G][D]

And [D] I was [A] sitting, not [G] two days [A] ago,

[D] Feeling [A] lonely 'cause I'm [G] just feeling [A] low

And [D] I asked [A] Henry, my [G] bartending [A] friend.

[D] Why it is [A] that there are [G] those kind of [A] men

And Henry said: [C] You're [G] lucky to even [A] know me.

[C] You're [G] lucky to be [A] alive.

[C] You're [G] lucky to be [A] drinking here for free

Cause I'm a [C] sucker for your [G] lucky, pretty [A] eyes.

And then he said: [C] Do you wanna be a [G] polyester [F] bride?

[C] Or do you wanna [G] hang your head and [F] die?

[C] Do you wanna find [G] alligator cowboy [F] boots they just [G] put on [C] sale?

Do you wanna [G] flap your wings and

[F] Fly [G] away from [C] here? [G][F]

[G] Princess do you [C] really wanna [G] flap your wings and [F] fly

'Cause [F] you, [C] you've got [G] time (he keeps telling me)

[F] You, [C] you've got [G] time (but I don't believe him)

[F] You, [C] you've got [G] time

I keep on pushing [F] harder [C] I keep on pushing [F] farther [C] away

But he keeps telling me: [F] Baby, he says [G] baby, yeah

[C] Do you wanna be a [G] polyester [F] bride?

[C] Or do you wanna [G] hang your head and [F] die?

[C] Do you wanna find [G] alligator cowboy [F] boots

They just [G] put on [C] sale?

Do you wanna [G] flap your wings and [F] fly [G] away from [C] here? [G][D]

[C] Do you wanna be a [G] polyester [F] bride? (away from here)

[C] Do you wanna be a [G] polyester [F] bride? (away from here)

[C] Do you wanna be a [G] polyester [F] bride? Princess do you

[C] Really wanna [G] flap your wings and [F] fly [G] away from [C] here? [G][D]